Tuesday, December 17, 2013

My 10 Favorite (and Funny) Christmas Quotes!

Need a good chuckle? With all of the hustle and bustle of the holiday season upon us I thought we could all use a little laugh. This should do the trick! My personal favorite is the first quote by Phyllis Diller (remember her?).

  • Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. — Phyllis Diller
  • You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger. — Robert Paul
  • Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. — Victor Borge
  • Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. — Dave Barry
  • Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. — Unknown
  • The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. — Jay Leno
  • The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. — Johnny Carson
  • The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. — Joan Rivers
  • Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. — Unknown
  • Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet. — Unknown

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