Need a good chuckle? With all of the hustle and bustle of the holiday season
upon us I thought we could all use a little laugh. This should do the trick! My
personal favorite is the first quote by Phyllis Diller (remember her?).
- Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present
remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a
job the next day. — Phyllis Diller
- You know you’re getting old when Santa starts
looking younger. — Robert Paul
- Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a
year. — Victor Borge
- Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply
religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall
of his choice. — Dave Barry
- Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You
do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. — Unknown
- The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a
nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They
couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. — Jay Leno
- The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one
fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. — Johnny Carson
- The one thing women don’t want to find in their
stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. — Joan Rivers
- Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women
has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. — Unknown
- Christmas is a race to see which gives out first –
your money or your feet. — Unknown
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